Apologies of sorts

It was never my intention to tread upon toe, not with my previous post anyways. What has come off as rude, dishonoring, and sacrilegious was intended to humor and, as is evident by the negative responses to my attempt at backward humor, did not hit the target I had intended and, instead, has angered some, saddened others, and generally upset the masses. No, I am not a member of some cult that believes that Jesus raises from the dead every easter. This was not the message I was trying to convey. I was just pointing out the fact that Jesus was raised from the dead, and therefore by modern standards would classify him as a "zombie", thus it would be happy zombie Jesus day. I am afraid it was more of an inside joke familiar to those who have seen the joke played about on the internet, or simply have a zany sense of humor and could accept it as a joke and not a serious statement. I apologize to those I have offended, as offense was not my intent in this circumstance.